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All his pop-culture references from the eighties, no-one remembers Fred Dibnah/
All this is, is an excuse to get ugly girls out on the stage/
Oh yeah, come around, everybody wants to see my Betamax/
All this nostalgia is treacle to the arteries, I can remember the eighties/
All this is, is an excuse to get ugly girls out on the stage/
Oh yeah, come around, everybody wants to see my Betamax
All his misguided opinion stems from alcohol, no-one remembers Deb Fridnah/
All this is, is an excuse to get ugly girls out on the stage/
Oh yeah, come around everybody wants to see my Betamax
Tapes/
Boyfriends, Lesbians, Periods, Rape/
Discarded memories, discarded BETAMAX
All this is, is an excuse to get ugly girls out on the stage, I want a T-Shirt with your dreams printed across the chest so I can wash your dreams at thirty degrees in my washing machine all we sing about are boyfriends, lesbians and periods and rape.
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Poor Dave
02:42
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Poor Dave, all he wanted to do was sit at home in his underpants, watch Aliens and play with his Pulse Rifle. But instead he had to go to Ikea.
Poor Sim, all he wanted to do was play in the woods with his friends. But instead he got attacked by a Nakedskinlesshorseheadedmanwomanmonster.
Poor J, all he wanted was a nice night out with a lady. But instead he got internet and messaged, Racist, Twenty-Six, from Rochford.
Poor Me, all I wanted to do was be in a band before I turned thirty. But nobody wanted to play with me. Boo Hoo Hoo.
One day, Dave said no.
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Omerta
02:51
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I heard he had a nasty habit of breaking families, wielding knives and drinking shandies.
I heard he had a absent sister, vacant stare, temper temper, lot's of hair.
I heard he had a disabled child, very nice clothes, remorse that never seems to show.
Dirty Faces.
I heard he had a lack of knowledge, terrible fear that anyone would ever hear.
I heard she had a eighteenth birthday big surprise, eighteenth birthday, blackened eye.
I heard they had a secret they could never keep, I hope that they will fuck off and die.
Dirty Faces.
Cunt looks just like Richard Madeley.
Keep your secrets/ Keep your mouth shut/ I heard he had a dirty habit.
Cunt looks just like Richard Madeley.
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Lemon the Pole
02:57
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They got what they asked for. You got what you came for.
Who is this girl? Look up to me. I am the greatest, you'll ever see. Just look at all the things I've done, all the games that I have won. Look at all I've come to be.
I am a man. I am the bomb. El Capitan. I Megalodon. Look at all the things I make, all the people I can break. Look at what I've come to be.
Lemon the Pole.
I'm not a girl. I'm not for you. It's a career. You have no clue. Look at all the moves I make, all the cash I can take. Look at all you've come to be.
I am a woman. You are a boy. And you are just a toy. Look at all the moves I make, all the cash I can take. Look at all you've come to be.
I am the bomb. El Capitan. I Megalodon. Look at all the moves I make, all the people I can break. Look at all I've come to be.
Lemon the Pole.
It's not juice. It's not batter. Not batter. Not juice.
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Where Am My Thing?
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Where am my thing? Where am my thing? Where am it?
No not that thing. My other thing. Where am it be?
Revel in grammatical absurdity. (It makes him happy)
Banjaxed syntax is my speciality. (It makes him)
Where am my Strange News? Where am my Strange News? Where am they be?
Where am they Welshmen? They crooked Welshmen? Where am they be?
Where'd all their bullets go? (It makes him happy)
Plagiarised in tribute song. (It makes him)
What am I supposed to do with half a plank?
Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
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