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Keep your mouth shut.


I heard he had a nasty habit of breaking families, wielding knives and drinking shandies.

I heard he had a absent sister, vacant stare, temper temper, lot's of hair.

I heard he had a disabled child, very nice clothes, remorse that never seems to show.

Dirty Faces.

I heard he had a lack of knowledge, terrible fear that anyone would ever hear.

I heard she had a eighteenth birthday big surprise, eighteenth birthday, blackened eye.

I heard they had a secret they could never keep, I hope that they will fuck off and die.

Dirty Faces.

Cunt looks just like Richard Madeley.

Keep your secrets/ Keep your mouth shut/ I heard he had a dirty habit.

Cunt looks just like Richard Madeley.


from Time To Surrender Puny Earthlings, released February 20, 2013
Words and Noises by Universal Disappointment Sponge.

Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Ed Rome at Slam Door Studios, Billericay.



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