Think it's all glamour being in a rock band do you? Well think on.
Poor Dave, all he wanted to do was sit at home in his underpants, watch Aliens and play with his Pulse Rifle. But instead he had to go to Ikea.
Poor Sim, all he wanted to do was play in the woods with his friends. But instead he got attacked by a Nakedskinlesshorseheadedmanwomanmonster.
Poor J, all he wanted was a nice night out with a lady. But instead he got internet and messaged, Racist, Twenty-Six, from Rochford.
Poor Me, all I wanted to do was be in a band before I turned thirty. But nobody wanted to play with me. Boo Hoo Hoo.
One day, Dave said no.
from Time To Surrender Puny Earthlings
released February 20, 2013
Words and Noises by Universal Disappointment Sponge.
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Ed Rome at Slam Door Studios, Billericay.
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