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Dedicated to the memory of Strange News From Another Star. One of the finest bands ever to grace a stage.


Where am my thing? Where am my thing? Where am it?
No not that thing. My other thing. Where am it be?

Revel in grammatical absurdity. (It makes him happy)
Banjaxed syntax is my speciality. (It makes him)

Where am my Strange News? Where am my Strange News? Where am they be?
Where am they Welshmen? They crooked Welshmen? Where am they be?

Where'd all their bullets go? (It makes him happy)
Plagiarised in tribute song. (It makes him)

What am I supposed to do with half a plank?

Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that.


from Time To Surrender Puny Earthlings, released February 20, 2013
Words and Noises by Universal Disappointment Sponge.

Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Ed Rome at Slam Door Studios, Billericay.



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